Transformers Prime Episode 55.5: Nerd Fight!!!. - Optimusprimecast.com Retrospective Podcasts

Transformers Prime Episode 55.5: Nerd Fight!!!. - Optimusprimecast.com Retrospective Podcasts

 

THIS WEEK! NERD FIGHT!!! Nerdimus Prime! NightTrain357! Pointless Arguing!!!! NightTrain needs a Watch; Nerdimus Prime intentionally throws a fight; Eric taunts scared prey; NightTrain drops the Mic; Nerdimus says “NO”; Eric pokes the wasp nest; And this impromptu episode turns into a night of terrors as these two titans tapdance and tussle to tell their Transformer Truths!!!!

What truly happened to start the Great War? What does Connor fear? Who will come on top of the FIRST OPC Nerd Fight!!!
Find out the answers to these questions and more in this week's "filler" episode! ;)

Special thanks to Emily Krupp, Greg Buretz, Lorin Bernsen, and Connor Silva for all the help and for being good sports. ;)

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Night Train 357 – The Cure for the Common Cool

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You're walking in the woods.

There's no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot Her,

Emily Krupp.

 

She's following you

About 30 feet back.

she gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

She's gaining on you.

Emily Krupp.

 

You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.

She's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on Her face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!

 

Running for your life

(From Emily Krupp.)

She's brandishing a knife.

(It's Emily Krupp.)

Lurking in the shadows

Martial Arts Superstar Emily Krupp.

Living in the woods,

(Emily Krupp.)

Killing for sport,

(Emily Krupp.)

Shipping all the Fan Faves...

Actual, Assassin Emily Krupp.

 

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost Her,

But you're hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a killer,

You creep silently through the underbrush.

A-ha! In the distance,

A small cottage with a light on.

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

 

Gnawing off your leg,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you're on the doorstep,

Sitting inside, Emily Krupp.

Sharpening an ax,

(Emily Krupp.)

But she doesn't hear you enter,

(Emily Krupp.)

You're sneaking up behind Her.

Strangling Sensei Emily Krupp.

Fighting for your life with Emily Krupp,

Wrestling a knife from Emily Krupp,

Stab it in Her kidney.

Safe at last from Emily Krupp.

 

You limp into the dark woods,

Blood oozing from your stump leg.

But you have won.

You have beaten Emily Krupp

 

Wait! she isn't dead! Krupp-a-Surprise!

You scream in your head, cuz there’s death in Her eyes.

But you can’t do Jiu Jitsu (you can’t do it)

So, you’re Body Slammed by superstar Emily Krupp

Legendary fight with Emily Krupp

Normal Tuesday night for Emily Krupp

You try to swing an axe at Emily Krupp

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

 

She's dodging every swipe, she parries to the left

You counter to the right, she catches on the left

She’s pummeling your body...

You have just been beaten up by Emily Krupp

 

Your body topples to the floor, almost completely lifeless.          

You stare up at the ceiling and try to breathe...

Nobody is safe from Emily Krupp...